

Whiskey, Cola & Morphine Premium T-Shirt
Built for the people who know the difference between coping and coping.
This loose T-Shirt blends premium build with dark secrets of medical school required to survive anatomy, pharmacology, and your 48th cup of coffee this week.
Perfect for the library, the hospital, or pretending your life is under control.
Clinical Findings:
- Loose fit
- 100% cotton
- 200 gsm
- Screen-printed design
Side Effects:
- Improved drip in hospital corridors
- Sudden desire to drop out (temporary)
- Elevated caffeine tolerance
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Whiskey, Cola & Morphine Premium T-Shirt
Sale price€49,00